1. Columbus doesn't have shows anymore.
2. Nobody came when we had good shows.
3. Nobody would come if we had good shows again.
4. Every spot (aka bernies) that was awesome to do shows, we can't have shows at anymore.
5. Nobody that goes to shows actually likes each other so there are always fights.
6. I'm too jaded to book shows so I like to complain about other people not booking shows.
7. Bands like attack attack give columbus a bad name so nobody wants to come here.
8. Nobody will go see a band if they don't have mosh parts.
9. Nobody besides me owns a PA system and I donated mine to the legion of doom so I really don't even have one anymore.
10. The "information age" ruins the way people listen to music so the hundreds of awesome bands out there never get heard.
Fuck.
2. Nobody came when we had good shows.
3. Nobody would come if we had good shows again.
4. Every spot (aka bernies) that was awesome to do shows, we can't have shows at anymore.
5. Nobody that goes to shows actually likes each other so there are always fights.
6. I'm too jaded to book shows so I like to complain about other people not booking shows.
7. Bands like attack attack give columbus a bad name so nobody wants to come here.
8. Nobody will go see a band if they don't have mosh parts.
9. Nobody besides me owns a PA system and I donated mine to the legion of doom so I really don't even have one anymore.
10. The "information age" ruins the way people listen to music so the hundreds of awesome bands out there never get heard.
Fuck.